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Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Geoff, Ian here. I’m in Tangier, just bought a new BlackBerry off some bloke with a monkey on a string at the market. I’m not sure what I found more disgusting, him or the monkey. I’m not sure if it’s fully genuine either, it keeps translating everything into Arabic and turning itself off. Anyway, I’m up to speed on everything that’s been going on, but I’ve been a bit... out of the loop, as it were. I’ve just sent Big John at the Mail that picture you sent me of Ken Clarke, so you should be out of Bumrape Alcatraz in no time, drop me an email when you’ve got your BlackBerry back.

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