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Monday, 11 July 2011

From: Derek Montoya (
To: Paul Cleese (
Mon, 11 July 2011 @ 22.34 BST

Hi Paul

Renegade Spear satisfied so far. We have transferred 50 as agreed, the rest will be transferred when the matter is concluded. I should let you know that I'm hearing some worrying noises from our man inside. If you've ballsed this up you're going to find yourself so far up shit creek that you'll discover a part of the creek that has up until now never been discovered, where little indigenous shit people live little shitty lives in ancient shitty pyramids made out of huge, perpetually steaming piles of shit, untouched by thousands of years of human civilisation, in a rancid and barren shitty landscape all stinking of foul and rancid shit and piss. Will be in touch.