Geoff, Ian here,
Just got back from the hospital. My dick is as a thick as a chimp's wrist, and not in a good way. I'll be off work for a few days, but if anyone asks, I got dengue fever from that Thai curry. You didn't mention what happened to Jenny did you? She is already suspicious about the picture message of me fucking that dog. Then again, a bet is a bet.

Probably back Thursday or Friday, whenever it is Chancellor Darling is writing the next cheque. What a spaz-back.

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