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Monday, 18 July 2011

From: Renegade Spear (r_100711@gmail.com)
To: Derek Montoya (d_1000711@gmail.com)
Mon, 18 July 2011 @ 22.58 BST

Hi Derek

Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you, been hella busy getting shit together for this thing tomorrow. Dad said I shouldn't be using email at the moment, but I don't really see what the problem is - not like anyone's gonna hack me is it!

In answer to your question vis-a-vis the leaks, maybe you're right, maybe it's the other bank guy. What was his name? Brian? We're a bit screwed now White Velvet's been knocked out the ballpark, you're gonna have to get hands-on and pull this one out of the bag. It's time to step up to the plate Derek, don't let me down. I'm screwed otherwise Derek. So fucking screwed.

James

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

From: Derek Montoya (d_100711@gmail.com)
To: Renegade Spear (r_100711@gmail.com)
Wed, 14 July 2011 @ 17.01 BST

Hi Boss

I know you've probably got enough shit on your plate, to the extent where you're probably having to ask the waiter to put the rest of the shit in a doggy bag to take home so you can fill your already fairly shitty fridge with it, but apparently another story's about to break, the Tube guy this time. We've done some digging around as per your request and we don't think it's that bint on Twitter, and White Velvet doesn't think it's coming from G. He says the job may not have been carried out properly at the other end, thinks that chubby paedo might have twatted things right up. You want me to lean on the PN a bit harder, get them to find out where the shit got wiped and how big the stain is?

DM

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

From: Paul Cleese (paul@cleeseuk.tc)
To: Derek Montoya (d_100711@gmail.com)
Tue, 12 July 2011 @ 15.51 EDT

Derek

I did everything you asked, G has been removed from the equation, no need to be getting the dicky willies. And seriously, Renegade Spear? Did he come up with that one himself? That's so 2.0.

One other thing, did you have any luck tracking down those photos? That was part of the deal too, right?

Best,

Paul

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Monday, 11 July 2011

From: Derek Montoya (d_100711@gmail.com)
To: Paul Cleese (paul@cleeseuk.tc)
Mon, 11 July 2011 @ 22.34 BST

Hi Paul

Renegade Spear satisfied so far. We have transferred 50 as agreed, the rest will be transferred when the matter is concluded. I should let you know that I'm hearing some worrying noises from our man inside. If you've ballsed this up you're going to find yourself so far up shit creek that you'll discover a part of the creek that has up until now never been discovered, where little indigenous shit people live little shitty lives in ancient shitty pyramids made out of huge, perpetually steaming piles of shit, untouched by thousands of years of human civilisation, in a rancid and barren shitty landscape all stinking of foul and rancid shit and piss. Will be in touch.

DM

Wednesday, 6 July 2011




6 July 2011 Last updated at 22.:54

Former Coulson aide arrested in murder probe

A 55 year old man who worked as an assistant to Andy Coulson, the former editor of the News Of The World, has been arrested in connection with the disappearance of a man in Monaco.

The man, named tonight as Geoffrey Hunt, was taken into police custody at Heathrow Airport in the early hours of Wednesday morning. It is believed that he was attempting to flee to the Cayman Islands.

In the latest twist to the phone hacking allegations engulfing News International, an unnamed police source revealed to the Guardian newspaper that Mr Hunt, a former investment banker at Shaft Capital, was believed to have leaked details of the allegations against the News Of The World while working as an assistant to Andy Coulson during his ill-fated stint as prime minister David Cameron's communications director.

Today's arrest is in connection with the disappearance of Ian Swinton, a former colleague of Mr Hunt at Shaft Capital, who went missing from his home in Monte Carlo in April. At that time Swinton was working as a consultant for the retail tycoon Philip Green, and it is alleged that he was still in regular contact with Hunt via email when Coulson resigned in January, which was shortly followed by Hunt's own resignation.

While details of Swinton's disappearance remain shrouded in mystery, police investigators in the principality are believed to have been treating the case as a murder investigation after a tip-off from another former Shaft employee, who has not been named. Police would not comment on the case this evening, other than to confirm that a man is being questioned in connection with an ongoing murder investigation.